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Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

Own his own throne, a boss like King Koopa

(Source: graff-and-stuff, via just-belive-in-the-ocean)

Business drunk is like rich drunk - either way, it’s legal to drive.

DON’T FUCK WITH GIRAFFES

Boston’s new Edgar Allen Poe statue.

Be honest with yourself.

Jake Gyllenhaal stars in Enemy, premiering March 14th.

Sadistik - Wake Up Dead

fuckuturn:

I want this blown up to like 42” x 62” and plastered on my living room wall.

(Source: accidd, via beatslikethiss)

I’m super lazy and running sucks.

Free coffee? I’ll take five. Black.

Hungarian 2001: A Space Odyssey

Facetime in 1927.

Moschino’s Fall 2014 Spongebob Line: http://twtn.co/spengebab

digiplusco:

Made a case in support of #Anarchy. #HelixFossil #TwitchPlaysPokemon

(Source: digiplusco)

My phone is in my hand. I’m not waiting 10 mins to reply in fear of seeming thirsty.